We Wish You a White Trash Christmas

I haven’t posted in a while, but want to get this retread of the 400+ year old hymn (We Wish You a Merry Christmas) out for Christmas 2014…

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ahem…

We Wish You a White Trash Christmas

We wish you a white trash Christmas,
We wish you a white trash Christmas,
We wish you a white trash Christmas,
And a tasty cold beer.

Chorus
Good tidings we bring to you and your kin,
We wish you a white-trash Christmas
And a tasty cold beer.

Grandma buys us gifts from offshore,
Grandma buys us gifts from offshore,
Grandma buys us gifts from offshore,
They don’t last one year.

[Chorus]

Grandpa pees with the door open,
Grandpa pees with the door open,
Grandpa pees with the door open,
So we can all hear.

[Chorus]

My cousins bring the main entree,
My cousins bring the main entree,
My cousins bring the main entree,
Its the rump of a deer.

[Chorus]

The in-laws are always fighting,
The in-laws are always fighting,
The in-laws are always fighting,
The kids hide in fear.

[Chorus]

My sis gives the gift of ammo,
My sis gives the gift of ammo,
My sis gives the gift of ammo,
We all can now cheer.

[Chorus]

We wish you a white trash Christmas,
We wish you a white trash Christmas,
We wish you a white trash Christmas,
And a tasty cold beer.

Merry Christmas

Copyright John S. Huggins

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